Shoaibh Akhtar ruptures Space-Time continuum

161.3 Kmph is the fastest ball ever delivered in an international cricket match. The man who achieved this feat is none other than the former Pakistani Cricketer, Shoaibh Akhtar. Attached is a video of the ball being delivered.

This was over quite a few years ago, however, Shoaibh Akhtar can still bowl really fast. At this age, after retirement too,

Akhtar Bowling
Akhtar Bowling

Akhtar has been practicing fast bowling in his hometown in Rawalpindi. Shoaibh practices cricket with Kindergarten and School girls in Rawalpindi who are terrified of his pace.
If reports are to be believed, Akhtar has recently delivered a ball, faster than the speed of light. Akhtar bowled the ball so fast, that it breached the space-time continuum and time-traveled as soon as it left his hand. The ball was delivered so fast, that as soon as it left his hand it disappeared. Within a fraction of a millisecond, the ball which was supposed to reach the other end of the pitch, did not reach there. With this delivery, Akhtar broke the speed of light and effected time-travel, which caused the ball to travel back in time and material space to hit Akhtar on the back of his own head.

Shoaibh being hit by his own ball which he delivered, breaking the time-space continuum
Shoaibh being hit by his own ball which he delivered, breaking the time-space continuum

Shoaibh bowled a delivery so fast, that it traveled back in time and hit him on his own head. As a result, Akhtar was taken to a nearby hakim for checkup, but was released soon after because the injury was very minor.

Akhtar stunned after being struck
Akhtar stunned after being struck

Both, the ball and Akhtar are now stationed at Kahuta Khan Research Laboratories where Pakistan’s famous Nuclear Physicist and Metallurgy expert, Dr. Abdul Qadir Khan is observing and questioning Akhtat’s abilities.

There are reports of Pakistan using Shoaibh Akhtar as a weapon and might place him on the LOC border along India. He might be given hand grenades in case of war to throw as fast as he can. But wouldn’t that be ass-backwards since the grenade would also rupture the time-space continuum and travel back to Pakistan causing injuries and blasts? We’ll leave the decision upto Dr. AQ Khan.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K Saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

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