Alastair Cook can’t Cook at all

England’s Test Captain and cricketer Alastair Cook has a peculiar lastname. Cook has been a prolific run scorer and quite an average captain for his country England. England is known to steal things from all around the world, and have especially stolen a lot of things from India. Tea, Butter Chicken, Kohinoor Diamond, Gujarati Patels and the only thing we got back in return was Amy Jackson.

Cook cooking
Cook cooking

Alastair Cook trying to shine his country’s and his own lastname was a special guest head chef in a prison in Sheffield County. Cook was made to cook the entire meal for the inmates as punishment for the inmates. Now, Alastair Cook may have a last name spelling C-o-o-K but he sure as hell, cannot cook a meal to save his life.

Cook Cooking
Cook Cooking

Cook tried his best and was seen breaking eggs on his head, showering rice flakes down his throat and cutting raw meat and veggies. However, nobody knows exactly what he was trying to cook. Whatever it was that he cooked, the inmates seemed to enjoy it at first. However, 24 hours later, all the inmates at the prison were found lying on the ground with a stomach ache. Some of the prisoners also complained of being unconscious while unconscious.

Cook Cooking
Cook Cooking

Alastair Cook, couldn’t eat the food he cooked, himself. And took an early flight to Edgbaston as soon as possible. The England Cricket Board couldn’t be contacted for comment. But by what it looks like, Alastair Cook cannot Cook for shit. Also, Cook doesn’t seem to be bothered that he’s responsible for the annihilation of 79 prisoners of Sheffield County.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K Saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

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