India collapsed to 153 all out in their first innings in the ongoing test game against South Africa in Newlands, Cape Town. This pitch was a bowler’s paradise with a total of 23 wickets falling on the first day, all to pace and seam bowlers. South Africa in their first innings were skittled out for 55 runs with Siraj picking up 6 wickets. When India came out to bat, they were actually going strong with Rohit, Shubman and Kohli getting 40+ scores.
India were 153 with a loss of 4 wickets. But within a span of two overs India lost the last 6 batters, hence closing their innings at 153. As the great Kavi Shastri said on live television….. Video Attached:
But this was actually the reality. One confused spectator who shall remain unnamed due to privacy concerns said “Main Kohli ki batting dekh raha tha. Tabhi pressure aa gaya. Main sandas karne gaya, reels pe scroll kar raha tha, Dhanashree ka dance dekh raha tha. Aur jaise hi main sandas karke wapas aaya, dekha to India all out.” 
The anonymous spectator continued, “Abe Hagne toh main gaya tha, par wahaan hamaare batsman hagg diye. Pehle world cup ka final haare, aur ab 6 wicket hag diye, bina score ke. Badi beizzati hui hai humaari. Dhat!”
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf Ke saath, Chandnawab, Indus news, Karachi.
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