Virat Kohli has been in terrific form of late. And by of-late I mean, since he was born. Some low-life wanna be writer has written a book on Anushka Sharma’s boyfriend and it has been released today. The book is titled “DRIVEN” and is an Auto-Biography. So by all means, we can bet that this book is about cars, bikes and driving.
As an AUTO-biography we asked Virat why there was no mention of Autorikshaws in the book. To which he gave our boy in-house Rowdy Cricket journalist Maganlal Chikkiwala a death-stare. As the title speaks for itself, the content of the book is very “Driven”. Expect lots of information and knowledge about Cars, Tires, Bikes, Motorcycles SUV’s, sports-cars and much more.
We wonder why Virat invited former cricketers to launch his book, and what connection Virat has with being on the book cover. If the book is about Driving, what does Virat have to do on the front cover of it? Sehwag, Kapil Dev, Kavi Shastri, Anil Kumble and many more were present for the launch of this book.
We’re still unsure what the book has to do with Cricket, but oh well, they can do whatever they want to do man. Lets hope I get some important information from the book about buying my next car.
Cameraman KAmil Yusuf ksaath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
RowdyCricket would like to wish Virender Sehwag a very happy birthday. By now, #HappyBirthdayViru is already trending on twitter. The former Indian opening batsman was a destructive force in the batting line-up and bowlers still have nightmares with memories of Viru smashing them all around the ground. Sehwag known for his quick wits and chilled out nature is now smashing it on Twitter.
Sehwag has been showered by Birthday wishes by former and current teammates, as well as fans on twitter today, but the most important one comes from none other than the legend, Tendlya.
As you can see, Sachin called Sehwag “Lala” which is a derogatory term fans use for Shahid Afridi. We don’t care, Sachin is God, and The Lord can say whatever the fuck he wants. There might also be hints of Sehwag having diabetes, since Tendlya called him “sweetest man”.
Usually, its Viru dishing out the funny insulting birthday wishes to other players and former cricketers. But today is his day. So far, this tweet is the most damaging one. We’ll have to wait and watch what Shoaibh Akhtar has to say to Viru, since Viru had made his birthday special with a funny hashtag.
Now, some behind the scenes wala news is hitting up our boardroom. It is being said that Sehwag does not want to celebrate his Birthday. He doesn’t even want a cake. In fact, he has been licking and eating the cake that was left over from Kumble’s birthday a couple of days ago. Remember, when Kumble had a huge cake for his birthday and spent the day in the toilet. It seems Sehwag had saved some crumbs from Kumble’s birthday and is feasting on the same. We hope Viru doesn’t face the same fate as Kumble did.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
Andrew Symonds the perennial monkey of International Cricket is back at it again. After his infamous sexy shorts incident, Symonds finds himself in another soup. Now retired, former Australian Captain Michael Clarke has recently released his autobiography, spilling lots of secrets and one glass of beer.
Clarke’s book has quite a few startling revelations about his relationships with the players and officials he interacted with, during his illustrious career. One such incident includes Andrew Symonds and his many stints with Alcohol. Symonds was always known as an alcoholic and his attitude in the Australian dressing room was motivated by the high induced by his consumption of alcoholic beverages. He was also handed a one match ban when he turned up drunk to a match against Bangladesh in 2005.
Clarke points out this one incident when Symonds and Clarke were good buddies. Symmo got too wasted and drunk out of his minds. In presence of Brian Lata, he emptied an entire glass of beer on Clarke’s head, as a joke. Clarke never spoke to Symonds after that incident. Here’s an excerpt from the book.
Symonds has been quoted saying the following in Gujarati “Daru Peevanu and Fishing karvanu, Majja ni Life”
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K Saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
India’s favorite and much hyped reality TV Show Bigg Boss kicked off its 10th season on Sunday, October 16. This year, the show’s format has changed from an all-celebrity contest to a mixed bag of contestants including the common people. One of the contestants selected to go on the show is Aakanksha Sharma.
Now, this name maybe unheard of to the masses, but you may have heard of famous Indian Cricketer Yuvraj Singh. What is the connection, between Aakanksha Sharma and Yuvraj Singh? If you watch the first episode of Bigg Boss 10, when Aakanksha Sharma was called on stage alongside Salman Khan for her introduction, she also namedropped Yuvraj Singh. Rowdy Cricket has got the exclusive scoop on this showbiz-cricketing connection, which has also raised Bhai Salman Khan’s eyebrows.
Yuvraj Singh, has a younger brother Zorawar Singh. Zorawar got married to Aakanksha Sharma in 2014. The couple remained together for 4months. Legally, they’re still married but Aakanksha wanted out of the marriage and has applied for divorce. The Divorce process is still ongoing while, Aakanksha is in the Bigg Boss house. Zorawar, it seems is quite a useless boy and Aakanksha had problems with her mother-in-law, Yuvraj’s Mother, Shabnam Singh.
In her own words, Aakanksha called Shabnam Singh ‘Evil’. It’ll be interesting to see what more we can learn about this superstar cricketer’s household from this loudmouth wanna-be Akanksha Singh, using the woman empowerment excuse to gain a fan-following and votes in the Bigg Boss house.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
Former Indian Cricketer Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, or ‘Chutiya’ as he was fondly known in the dressing room during his stint with the Indian Cricket Team is back in the Phews this week. Sreesanth has always been a useless boy. His bowling economy was always over 8 an over in test matches and humaar Mahiya Dhoni, was never a fan of the Kerala lad. Sreesanth is memorable for a couple of things in Indian Cricket’s History: 1. His catch to get Misbah out at the ICC T20 World Cup in 2007 and 2. Towels + No Balls + Cash LOL
After the BCCI Ban on Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, he’s ventured into showbiz. He was a participant in a famous dance reality show, where he lost to Irfan Pathan. Now, he has been cast in a Tollywood movie as the lead protagonist. To prepare for this role, Sreesanth has worked extremely hard and built quite some muscle at the cost of his male potency. He now boasts of being the proud owner of 6-pack-abs. Only if he worked this hard on his fitness during his cricketing years, he could have scaled great heights.
Anyway, Sreesanth is now roaming around the streets of Kerala shirtless to flaunt his six-pack-abs. He says he is known as the Salman Khan of his village in Kothamangalam. He is now the hottest boy in Kothamangalam out of the 29 otherboys in the area. He is using this new found fame to try and enter the Bigg Boss 10 house. We’ll update you on that front soon.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.