Amber Heard has made a sensational new announcement in her quest to stay relevant in the public eye and media. As we all know, she lost the defamation trial against her ex Johnny Depp. The Jury’s verdict as well as the public opinion was loud and clear, that Amber Heard is a liar and had made false allegations of abuse against Johnny Depp.
However, the Aquaman actress is going to appeal against the verdict and is in talks to write a tell-all book. But for her appeal against the fair and true verdict, she has to set a bond of over $10Million. And Amber Turd has no money. She will reportedly sell an expensive gift, she once received from Elon Musk, in order to pay Depp after she lost their defamation trial. One of these gifts was a Tesla Model X car worth over $130,000. But that still doesn’t fulfil her $10million requirement for the appeal.
Recently, the Pakistan Cricket Board Chief – Ramiz Raja announced the new Central Contracts for Pakistan’s top Test, ODI and T20 International players. According to the new central contracts, the PCB has hiked the match fee across all formats by 10% for playing members. Non-playing members’ fees have also been increased; they used to earlier get 50% of what the playing members earned as match fees, but will now get 70%. Babar Azam, Pakistan’s all-format captain, will also get a special allowance as a part of a renewed agreement to “compensate the team captain for additional responsibility”.
As per the new PCB Contract, Babar Azam is set to become the Richest Cricketer in Pakistan of all time. He can buy plenty of goats with this newfound wealth. But Amber Heard, the greatest gold digger of our generation has her eyes set on Babar and his Azam. According to anonymous sources, Amber Heard has been sliding in Babar Azam’s DMs. She has an apparent fascination and attraction with his eyebrows. Amber was seen licking her lips reading the news about Babar Azam becoming the richest cricketer in Pakistan.
We wish Amber Heard all the best in her quest for Babar Azam’s bat. We hope to get an invite to Babar & Amber’s Walima. Amber has already started taking classes to polish up on her Urdu. She has asked her PR team to create a new celebrity hashtag for the couple. Here are the top contenders – #Bamber #AmBabar #AmbAzam #Babheard. Let us know in the comments which celebrity hashtag is the best for this new power couple.
We’re not sure if Amber Heard is genuinely infatuated with Babar Azam, or if she’s only in it for his new central contract with the PCB. But we’ll just have to wait and find out. We hope Babar Azam has enough bed sheets, a working washing machine and air freshners. Since we all know, what Amber likes to do on the bed. Especially after eating Biryanis and Niharis, you never know what kind of fecal deposits could be left on his bed after their walima.
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