Ravindra Jadeja celebrates Karwa Chauth on Twitter

Sir Ravindra Jadeja, the perennial useless boy of Indian Cricket is known to be quite active on twitter. Today, on Karwa Chauth evening, he expressed his views on twitter. Aparently, Jadeja’s wife wasn’t ready to do Karwa Chauth for him. She does not want him to be her husband in 7 janams. Hell, she doesn’t even want him for 7 years in this life. Anyway, Ravindra Jadeja took his frustrations out on twitter and went on quite a rant.

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See for yourself, the tweets Jadeja has been posting point to the fact that he has no idea what the fuck is going on in this world anymore. He’s been irrational and ridiculously childish. His immaturity has hit a new low, as his twitter rants show signs of eccentricity and schizophrenia. We hope he recovers from the mental illness soon.

We tried to reach out to Ravindra Jadeja’s daddy, Ajay Jadeja who again declined to comment on the matter. Ajay Jadeja insisted that he is not the father of Ravindra Jadeja. He flipped his shit when we asked him if he had disowned poor old Ravindra because of his mental illness of being a certified chutiya. Only a father knows the emotional value of his son in such difficult times. We wish Ravindra Jadeja’s wife all the best. If she’s feeling lonely, she can reach out to Rowdy Cricket for company, any time, day or night, preferably, night.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

Rohit Sharma MISSING

Indian batsman Rohit Sharma is missing from the team hotel in Dharamsala, HCPA Stadium, where team India is scheduled to play their first ODI against New Zealand, tomorrow. OCTOBER 16, 2016.

The news of Rohit missing came out soon after he didn’t show up at team practice in the morning. His Mumbai team mate Ajinkya Rahane came out shouting “Rohit Palala … Rohit Palalala”. Anil Kumble, the Indian Coach enquired what he meant by ‘palala’ and Rahane replied “Rohit Bhaag gaya, Rohit Bhaag gaya”.

This news was confirmed by Ajay Jadeja’s son, Ravindra Jadeja who tweeted the following picture. Ajay Jadeja has once again denied any connection to Ravindra Jadeja however, he expressed his state of shock, after learning that Rohit is lost.

Ritika Sajdeh, Rohit’s wife told local authorities that Rohit went to shoot some pictures with his new vintage Panasonic phone. He is scared of heights and going into the wild mountains of the Himalayas, was quite an adventurous task for Rohit to take up. It seems more likely, that Rohit Sharma is wandering around in the bushes somewhere in Dharamsala. Or could have had some wild weed and must be stoned in a corner.

We’ll have to wait and watch if Rohit opens the batting in the game against New Zealand tomorrow.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf ke saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, KArachi.

Rohit Sharma MISSING!

“Ravindra Jadeja is not my son” – Ajay Jadeja

Ajay Jadeja

After years of speculation and rumors, Ajay Jadeja has finally come out and cleared the air. Ajay Jadeja, who was India’s strongest middle order batsman in ODI’s during the attitude era of Indian Cricket, is tired of the gossip and false allegations. Ajay was famous for being a dashing cricketer with a finisher tag. His adventures in the film industry and Celina Jaitley are well documented. Recently, Ajay has taken up commentary duties and was asked by a fan while on the mic about his relationship with Ravindra Jadeja.

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Ravindra Jadeja, the useless boy

Ravindra Jadeja, has always been a useless boy and is in the team because of his stupid antics in the dressing room. He’s like a clown, who murders sanity and rational thought. Ajay Jadeja has denied having anything to do with Ravindra Jadeja. He has gone on record and said the following during the post game highlights package-

“I’m sick and tired of people asking me if I am Ravindra Jadeja’s father. Clearly, I’m not. One, he is far too ugly to be my son. Two, I was a much better cricketer than he ever is or will be. I don’t understand why people like to link our names just because we have similar last names. It baffles me at the thought that I could be anything but related to this piece of shit being known as ravindra. RAVINDRA JADEJA IS NOT MY SON! Damnit”

Ajay stormed out of the media box after expertly commentating on the situation, never to be seen again.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News Karachi.