Dhoni blames Shahrukh Khan for Loss

On October 20, 2016, India lost to New Zealand by 6 runs.
On October 19, 1995, Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge released.
On October 19, 2016, Shahrukh Khan celebrated DDLJ’s 21st anniversary.
On October 20, 2016, DDLJ played on all channels of Indian Televeision.

Dhoni Angry at SRK
Dhoni Angry at SRK

MS Dhoni and Kedar Jadhav were almost on the route to taking India to victory, but why did he have to come to that? India got New Zealand all out for meager totla of 242 and had to chase down 243 to win. This wasn’t a mammoth task for a team that prides in its batting prowess. However, the timing of the game was all wrong, according to Dhoni. India kept losing wickets during the run-chase.

DDLJ
DDLJ

Dhoni points out, that the Indian batsmen returned back to the pavilion one by one in quick succession because of Shahrukh Khan. Apparently, the TV in the dressing room was playing Dilwale Dulhaniye Le Jaayenge. The entire Indian team is a fan of Shahrukh Khan and DDLJ. Which is the reason, why they all rushed back to the dressing room. No batsman wanted to miss Amrish Puri’s brutal eyes, Kajol over-acting and screeching babuji babuji and Srk stuttering like Qutubuddin, the local goat of Multan who was castrated by Inzamam.

The Indian Captain, MS Dhoni expressed his displeasure at Shahrukh Khan and asked SRK to stay away from the remaining ODI matches. He also has requested certain TV channels to air Shahrukh’s movies at different times than when India goes out on the circular field.

SRGay
SRGay

Shahrukh Khan remained unavailable for comment.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K Saath, Indus News, Karachi.

Yuvraj Singh’s Brother’s Wife in BIGG BOSS 10!

India’s favorite and much hyped reality TV Show Bigg Boss kicked off its 10th season on Sunday, October 16. This year, the show’s format has changed from an all-celebrity contest to a mixed bag of contestants including the common people. One of the contestants selected to go on the show is Aakanksha Sharma.

Akanksha Sharma, with Bhai
Akanksha Sharma, with Bhai

Now, this name maybe unheard of to the masses, but you may have heard of famous Indian Cricketer Yuvraj Singh. What is the connection, between Aakanksha Sharma and Yuvraj Singh? If you watch the first episode of Bigg Boss 10, when Aakanksha Sharma was called on stage alongside Salman Khan for her introduction, she also namedropped Yuvraj Singh. Rowdy Cricket has got the exclusive scoop on this showbiz-cricketing connection, which has also raised Bhai Salman Khan’s eyebrows.

Yuvraj Singh with his brother Zorawar Singh
Yuvraj Singh with his brother Zorawar Singh

Yuvraj Singh, has a younger brother Zorawar Singh. Zorawar got married to Aakanksha Sharma in 2014. The couple remained together for 4months. Legally, they’re still married but Aakanksha wanted out of the marriage and has applied for divorce. The Divorce process is still ongoing while, Aakanksha is in the Bigg Boss house. Zorawar, it seems is quite a useless boy and Aakanksha had problems with her mother-in-law, Yuvraj’s Mother, Shabnam Singh.

Yuvraj Singh, with his mother, Shabnam Singh
Yuvraj Singh, with his mother, Shabnam Singh

In her own words, Aakanksha called Shabnam Singh ‘Evil’. It’ll be interesting to see what more we can learn about this superstar cricketer’s household from this loudmouth wanna-be Akanksha Singh, using the woman empowerment excuse to gain a fan-following and votes in the Bigg Boss house.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

Kohli promotes Anushka’s Film

Virat Kohli is in the golden period of his career. There is no stopping to his epic masterclass with the bat on a cricket pitch. He proved this once again, when he scored 85* not out in the chase against New Zealand. Although, an easy target, India seemed to lose the top order quickly but Kohli had to be the Fevicol of the batting line up.

 

When asked about his form and classy innings, Kohli chose to promote his Bae’s movie that’s coming out soon. Virat credited his form to Anushka’s positivity towards him and dedicated his knock to Anushka Sharma’s upcoming movie “Ae Dil Hai Mushkil”. Sanju Manju the presenter interviewed Virat on his connection with the fans and how the fans look up to him now, here’s Kohli’s reply – “Main kisiki zaroorat nahi, Khwahish banna chahta hoon”. This again, was a direct quote from the movie “Ae Dil Hai Mushkil” starring Anushka Sharma, Ranbir Kapoor and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.

It’ll be interesting to see how Kohli performs in the next few One-Day International matches against New Zealand, as the schedule coincides with the buildup to the release of his bae’s film. We wish them all the best and hope they make cute little babies.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf K saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

Sreesanth’s secret to Six-Pack-Abs

Former Indian Cricketer Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, or ‘Chutiya’ as he was fondly known in the dressing room during his stint with the Indian Cricket Team is back in the Phews this week. Sreesanth has always been a useless boy. His bowling economy was always over 8 an over in test matches and humaar Mahiya Dhoni, was never a fan of the Kerala lad. Sreesanth is memorable for a couple of things in Indian Cricket’s History: 1. His catch to get Misbah out at the ICC T20 World Cup in 2007 and 2. Towels + No Balls + Cash LOL

Sreesanth trying to flex his non-existent muscles
Sreesanth trying to flex his non-existent muscles

After the BCCI Ban on Shanthakumaran Sreesanth, he’s ventured into showbiz. He was a participant in a famous dance reality show, where he lost to Irfan Pathan. Now, he has been cast in a Tollywood movie as the lead protagonist. To prepare for this role, Sreesanth has worked extremely hard and built quite some muscle at the cost of his male potency. He now boasts of being the proud owner of 6-pack-abs. Only if he worked this hard on his fitness during his cricketing years, he could have scaled great heights.

Anyway, Sreesanth is now roaming around the streets of Kerala shirtless to flaunt his six-pack-abs. He says he is known as the Salman Khan of his village in Kothamangalam. He is now the hottest boy in Kothamangalam out of the 29 otherboys in the area. He is using this new found fame to try and enter the Bigg Boss 10 house. We’ll update you on that front soon.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.

Virat Kohli auctions Underwear for Charity

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India’s test captain and cricket’s current poster boy Virat Kohli is in the news for the right reasons. After the recent test series whitewash vs New Zealand, India topped the ICC test rankings. The 3-0 whitewash meant India toppled Arch-Rivals Pakistan from the top spot. To celebrate this achievement, India’s Test Captain thought of a noble cause and decided to donate to charity, in an effort to give back to the society.
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Virat decided to put up some of his used Underwear for Auction. The money generated by auctioning off the underwear will be donated to a charity, Being Chaman. As fans lined up to get their hands on the old smelly used Underwear which was once around Kohli’s jewels, our main man journalist Maganlal Chikkiwala got VIP access to touch and feel one of Virat’s used Underwear. Maganlal Chikkiwala described the underwear bright and silky with Kohli’s favorite, choicest words engraved on it. Here’s a RowdyCric exclusive picture.

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Sources claim the used underwear sold for very high amount. The buzz was that some of the underwear went for as much as ₹35/peace. Clearly, the charity Being Chaman were pleased with the sales and were thinking of ways of expanding this chaddi business with their new chaddi buddy Mr. Virat Parshuram Kohli.

Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.