RowdyCricket would like to wish Virender Sehwag a very happy birthday. By now, #HappyBirthdayViru is already trending on twitter. The former Indian opening batsman was a destructive force in the batting line-up and bowlers still have nightmares with memories of Viru smashing them all around the ground. Sehwag known for his quick wits and chilled out nature is now smashing it on Twitter.
Sehwag has been showered by Birthday wishes by former and current teammates, as well as fans on twitter today, but the most important one comes from none other than the legend, Tendlya.
As you can see, Sachin called Sehwag “Lala” which is a derogatory term fans use for Shahid Afridi. We don’t care, Sachin is God, and The Lord can say whatever the fuck he wants. There might also be hints of Sehwag having diabetes, since Tendlya called him “sweetest man”.
Usually, its Viru dishing out the funny insulting birthday wishes to other players and former cricketers. But today is his day. So far, this tweet is the most damaging one. We’ll have to wait and watch what Shoaibh Akhtar has to say to Viru, since Viru had made his birthday special with a funny hashtag.
Now, some behind the scenes wala news is hitting up our boardroom. It is being said that Sehwag does not want to celebrate his Birthday. He doesn’t even want a cake. In fact, he has been licking and eating the cake that was left over from Kumble’s birthday a couple of days ago. Remember, when Kumble had a huge cake for his birthday and spent the day in the toilet. It seems Sehwag had saved some crumbs from Kumble’s birthday and is feasting on the same. We hope Viru doesn’t face the same fate as Kumble did.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.