Cricket is a funny game. As long as the game can remember, there have been certain characters who either turn the tide or swim against it. Chris Gayle, Yuvraj Singh, Kevin Pietersen, Shahid Afridi just to name a few.
Australia has its share of mischievous cricketers. The likes of Andrew Symonds have always been surrounded by controversy, be it on the cricket field or in a bar. Symonds finds himself tackling bouncers and shoving them out for sixes. Andrew Symonds or as he’s fondly known in India “Teri ma ki” has landed himself in hot water again, literally.
Andrew Symonds who recently went fishing in some shitty Mithi River of Australia was fined by the Police Department for wearing extremely short shorts. Symonds who wanted to catch some chilean seabass or maybe some shrimp while on a fishing trip was surrounded by cops, instead of fish. His short-shorts were deemed Obscene and caused neighboring widows some heart-ache. The discomfort caused to the widows in the neighborhood led the cops to Symmo who was then fined.
As he was signing his fine ticket, Andrew Symonds was so angry, that he started jumping, splashing and scratching his armpits. Almost, like that of um…err….a …. MONKEY.
Cameraman KAmil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
Rowdy Cricket has access to exclusive footage from the film “MS DHONI – THE UNTOLD STORY” starring Sushant Singh Rajput.
The following scenes were deleted from the movie because of their controversial nature and DHONI did not permit the makers of the film to release it. Hence, the scenes were edited out.
However, our main man Rowdy Cricket Senior Journalist Maganlal Chikkiwala has gained exclusive access by breaking into Sushant Singh Rajput’s house and stealing these clips. He then uploaded the footage to different Youtube channels under various aliases.
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After years of speculation and rumors, Ajay Jadeja has finally come out and cleared the air. Ajay Jadeja, who was India’s strongest middle order batsman in ODI’s during the attitude era of Indian Cricket, is tired of the gossip and false allegations. Ajay was famous for being a dashing cricketer with a finisher tag. His adventures in the film industry and Celina Jaitley are well documented. Recently, Ajay has taken up commentary duties and was asked by a fan while on the mic about his relationship with Ravindra Jadeja.
Ravindra Jadeja, has always been a useless boy and is in the team because of his stupid antics in the dressing room. He’s like a clown, who murders sanity and rational thought. Ajay Jadeja has denied having anything to do with Ravindra Jadeja. He has gone on record and said the following during the post game highlights package-
“I’m sick and tired of people asking me if I am Ravindra Jadeja’s father. Clearly, I’m not. One, he is far too ugly to be my son. Two, I was a much better cricketer than he ever is or will be. I don’t understand why people like to link our names just because we have similar last names. It baffles me at the thought that I could be anything but related to this piece of shit being known as ravindra. RAVINDRA JADEJA IS NOT MY SON! Damnit”
Ajay stormed out of the media box after expertly commentating on the situation, never to be seen again.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News Karachi.
India’s test captain and cricket’s current poster boy Virat Kohli is in the news for the right reasons. After the recent test series whitewash vs New Zealand, India topped the ICC test rankings. The 3-0 whitewash meant India toppled Arch-Rivals Pakistan from the top spot. To celebrate this achievement, India’s Test Captain thought of a noble cause and decided to donate to charity, in an effort to give back to the society.
Virat decided to put up some of his used Underwear for Auction. The money generated by auctioning off the underwear will be donated to a charity, Being Chaman. As fans lined up to get their hands on the old smelly used Underwear which was once around Kohli’s jewels, our main man journalist Maganlal Chikkiwala got VIP access to touch and feel one of Virat’s used Underwear. Maganlal Chikkiwala described the underwear bright and silky with Kohli’s favorite, choicest words engraved on it. Here’s a RowdyCric exclusive picture.
Sources claim the used underwear sold for very high amount. The buzz was that some of the underwear went for as much as ₹35/peace. Clearly, the charity Being Chaman were pleased with the sales and were thinking of ways of expanding this chaddi business with their new chaddi buddy Mr. Virat Parshuram Kohli.
Cameraman Kamil Yusuf k saath, Chandnawab, Indus News, Karachi.
Misbah ul Haq the Pakistan test captain recently led his team to the Number 1 ranking in Test Cricket.
However, the long hours spent in the field were taking a toll on his few seconds in bed. This meant, the hardwork had to cum off somewhere and it came at the wrong time.
As Misbah posed with his beloved test mace and wife, he couldn’t control his libido and tried doing the unthinkable, while Kamil Yusuf the infamous legendary journalist was taking pictures.
Misbah’s wife was embarrassed. Miss Bah..aah ahhh. ahh.
Suresh Raina, the flamboyant left handed batsman has been out of the Indian cricket team for a while now. He was selected in the Indian squad against New Zealand and was supposed to be drafted in the playing 11 on October 16, the first ODI – India vs New Zealand. However, that may not happen as Suresh Raina has come under a heavy attack of the Viral Fevers, bro.
Raina, known to be one of the lazier cricketers in the Indian contingent has been putting on kilos which the other team members seem to lose. Kohli has lost 12kgs since 2013, while Jadeja, Shami, Dhoni and Rohit Sharma have each lost a few kilos to maintain their fitness. Raina has been munching on them batata vadas and chhole bhature while the rest of the squad feasts on ghaas-phoos.
Suresh has now reached a new level of laziness. He got a call from the returning captain for the ODI’s humaar Mahiya MS Dhoni about his inclusion in the playing XI. However, Raina wanted to chill in the air-conditioned dressing room while the rest of the team burns their asses in the October heat. As a quick-smart solution, Raina help up a large fresh onion costing Rs. 96 under his armpit. He held the onion long enough for his body temperature to rise enough for the support staff to think he had a fever.
Suresh Raina, thus, will not feature in the playing XI on October 16, Sunday’s first ODI vs New Zealand. No wonder, nobody’s talking about the rates of Onions now-a-days. People are shoving Onions up their arm-pits.